MY SYNOPSIS
Imagine This: You are the best masseuse the
Massage Industry(??) could ever get. Except lately, you’ve been so tired. It’s
really not easy relieving people of the toughest kinks that ever existed. As if
that is all, you are running all over London because of financial problems
massaging in rented rooms all over the place. You really have no time for
yourself.
Your friends
keep telling you, you need a boyfriend, you need to get laid, what has it been
like thirty-years since you ever had sex? Pressure is mounted on you at every
angle. And you really could do with some massage yourself.
Then a
Knight In Shining Armour walks into your life. (Only he’s not in real Armour,
but I’ve always hated when people exchange a classic phrase for one that has
‘Armani’ in it!)
Anyway, he’s
the guy of your dreams. He’s all you’ve ever dreamt of and more. He’s rich,
he’s changing every part of your professional life. You two have the best
chemistry, he’s making all those thirty years of waiting worth it.
But of late,
you are worrying he’s been cheating. And let’s face it, you are a tad too
possessive thanks to a childhood event that marred your life. What’s more
annoying, your friends find something iffy about him too.
You need
help! You need real help! But your one best friend has disappeared from the
face of the earth? Where is Kate? And why isn’t she here to help you out of
this dilemma?
Except Kate
has a secret too. And she’s running away.
Annie Mulholland’s mysterious,
romantic love-life summarised for your delight.
MY REVIEW
Oh, no! Do
not read this book! Do not read this book if you cannot stand the MOTHER of OMG
MOMENTS! I’d say this outright before I start this review! You would never see
the twist and hits you like, um, a punch! Boom!
And you are so surprised an author could ever have that effect on you.
Obviously this title is finding its way into my Greatest Chick-Lit OMG Moments
list! Fantastic! A star to OMG-moments. ── ★
I loved,
loved the storyline. Kate is running away! But what from? Annie is running
away! But why can’t she make up her mind and just leave already! So beautiful.
Kate’s storyline laden with secrets is so fascinating than Annie’s I must
admit. Plus the fast-developing romantic interests in Annie’s life than Katie’s
make this book all-so-worth reading! Fabulous storyline. A star! ── ★★
You
would love the two main characters. This book is told in first-person
perspective of two different characters. Kate and Annie. You would love Annie
for being… a great masseuse, for being, um, other things I am not sure I can admire
of her: soft, needing guidance. But you’d definitely fall for her for following
her heart! And the amazing OMG moment she pulls at the end which would get you
rooting for more for her than you would Kate. OK, so let’s face it, it’s really
hard not to take sides in this book. So Kate is my favourite! She’s funny, she’s daring, she’s IRISH!!! What’s not
to love? And escaping to an eventing farm where she has no idea about horses?
It’s just plain lovable and room for lots of comic scenes! A star! ── ★★★
You
would also adore other characters! There’s Becca, the bullshit-talking groom
(of horses) in Kate’s life who’s teaching her to get the grips of horse-life in
order to keep her job and stay in hiding at the farm. There’s Joe, the man-ho
groom (also of horses) who’s just so funny and horny you can’t help but adore!
There’s Mark, the brooding owner of the eventing company and Olympic star who
is so good at pushing everyone away… but not so with the (persistent) Kate.
There’s Claudine a friend of Anna’s who’s French, and well, hard. There’s
Lizzie, the sister juggling loads of boyfriends. There’s Tim, the shrink who’s
rumoured to secretly have the hots for Annie. There’s also Stephen the
boyfriend who would be really much adored. So much other characters I loved I cannot
make the review lengthy by mentioning. But really, you would find none of them
redundant. A star! ── ★★★★
There’s
really lots of humour in this book. You’d laugh a lot. Suspense as well. Hell,
suspense for most part of it. I really still cannot get the whole reason this
author would just make me lose grips on my power to predict how a novel would
turn out. God, the writing is so light and airy, you do not see the OMG-moment
really coming at all! I still have nightmares of this author forcefully pulling
the rag from under my feet and making me second-guess my ability to tell a book
to the end after reading the first fifty pages (sometimes ten, sometimes five
or just by reading the blurb). This shows if you are a reader who wants to put
a finger on this book from the start, you’d be badly misled by your (poor)
prediction ability. ── ★★★★★
MY
rating is definitely a six out of five stars! (6/5 stars!)
Lucy
Robison’s amazing latest is available on amazon! Go grab it!
I
recommend this book for anyone who loves their chick-lit romantic! Anyone who
loves their chick-lit suspenseful! Anyone who wants something that would make
them stay glued to the sun-lounger for hours! Anyone who simply loves Lucy
Robinson should go get this book as she really never disappoints in this title as
well!
My
work not done here! Off to post my review on Goodreads as well as (shitty)
Amazon (who would make me cut a chunk of this review!)







